I’ll start doing that with old posts until then

hey we should change to submissions and I’ll make them into images

wow I completely forgot I had this blog

Anonymous asked: once when I was about 7 or 8 a boy I used to play with told me that girls dont poop so to prove him wrong I squatted right there and took a dump in front of him...ten yeard on and that boy is now my best friend's boyfriend

Good job

Anonymous asked: Oh no! I'm still her friend, it's just that right at that point in time I had no words for her.

oh okay good, i must agree i wouldn’t really know what to say 

Anonymous asked: I had my friend over once and she used my toilet. When I went in there after her the smell was so overpowering I nearly passed out. I politely asked her to leave my house and never come back.

please tell me you didn’t stop being her friend because of her poop?

if it wasn’t evident i was only half serious in that last ask

Anonymous asked: I was shopping in this really lovely boutique yesterday when I realized I needed to poo so I went to the beautiful, white bathroom in the boutique and shat. Unfortunately I farted, loud and long and sharted. I left skid marks in the bowl and when I left the bathroom everyone in the store was looking at me. I will never leave the house without shitting first from now on.

i love pooing somewhere that isn’t my own house it give me a thrill

Anonymous asked: this is so embarrassing, but this one time I was in an assembly at school and I sit at the back so when I felt the urge to shit I was too embarrassed to get up and go. After 15 minutes I just couldn't hold it any longer and ended up shitting my pants, everyone started to smell it just as we were leaving and I was so embarrassed I ran to the toilet block and cried.

aw omg hugs all around :*

Anonymous asked: I haven't shat in a week. I think there's something wrong.

i’m no professional, but i poo daily